Movie #16: Creepy Clips

Sometimes barbeque sauce is that good

Plot: Creepy Clips is a quick, little, tiny, mini anthology of sex, blood, and a band named Hellspawn Pilot. This anthology is only 2 stories long. The first is about a goth girl who works at Hollywood Video. She invites a fellow college classmate to her home so that they can run lines together for a play they are in. The only lines the goth girl has in mind are tan lines, if you know what I mean. The second story involves a woman who lost her sister to possible devil worshippers. For some reason she calls a radio show for help. Unfortunately she just had to look in the basement.

Redeeming Qualities:

Hellspawn Pilot! These dudes were jamming pretty much throughout the movie. Not a bad metal act.

The ending of the second vignette was very effective. The lightning, or the lack of lighting, contributed to the creep factor.

The junkie psychic with a huge bottle of aspirin.

Ouija for 1. The goths do know how to party.

Death Count: 4


Best Kills:

Vampire neck bite

Breast clawing

Ghost Bathroom

Zombie hug....... Dammit, this movie went there too.

I love it when the movie features the exact appliance I own or use to own

Boob Count: 4

Penis Count: 0

Watch if you like:

Passive aggressive acting lessons

Topless London bridge

Bankrupt video franchises

Having the A\C blasting while awkwardly touching another person

Late fees

Goth Girl Monthly.........