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| Vampires never seem to be the tidiest of bloodsuckers |
Plot: A woman keeps having the same dream of being a vampire. Her husband and friend, who happens to be a psychiatrist, thinks that she is crazy. The husband and the psychiatrist are also having an affair. They try to have her committed so they can run off together. Soon the vampires from her dream start to appear in her every day life trying to convince her to join them. Will she join the cult? Will her wig enthusiest husband and scheming best friend have her hospitalized. Will the vampiric vixens seduce our protagonist into hell? Or will a vampire hunter hunter have enough time between puking her guts out to take them all on?
Redeeming Qualities:
The lead actor is quite sufficient in her role.
The blood effects are good for being at a minimum.
Higher body count than I thought there would be.
Death Count: 9
Best Kills:
Stake to the boobs
Pizza dude bloodbath
Vampire hickeys
Satan slaughter
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Redeeming Qualities:
The lead actor is quite sufficient in her role.
The blood effects are good for being at a minimum.
Higher body count than I thought there would be.
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| It would be fair to call this film the "Alien Resurrection" of vampire movies |
Death Count: 9
Best Kills:
Stake to the boobs
Pizza dude bloodbath
Vampire hickeys
Satan slaughter
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Boob Count: 4
Most yet of the reviewed movies so far.
Penis Count: 1*
*It was inverted
Watch this if you like:
Large breasts
Small breasts
Anchovies
Pete Rose haircuts
Paula Cole V/H/S tapes
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