Surprisingly not the strangest scene in the movie |
Plot: ...................How about a list of who and what happens.
Characters:
2 buddies out for a bachelor party.....at a motel.
A john who likes to be sung "Happy Birthday" while being shaved......down there........in a motel room.
2 mimes having mime sex
A car salesman and his blow up doll.
A pervert with a tracheostomy
A megaphone using pimp
A body paint artist
A spanking prone prostitute
An organ thief
Nose picking Japanese geisha
A little person pimp
Showering husband and murderous wife
And a priest
Please, make up your own plot from above mentioned characters.
Death Count: 8
Best Deaths:
Butcher knife to the chest
Bullet to the dome x2
Tracheostomy job
Pimp to pimp pool drowning
Vaginal suffocation
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Really!? A movie with plural hookers!?
Penis Count: 2
I counted a rectum too.
He was in my dreams last night. I did not sleep well. |
This was a tough one. Not to watch, but to write about. I thought it would be a lot easier to write a few lists like a Buzzfeed article.
So, apologies for this article not sticking to the usual template.
OK, one more list:
Watch if you like:
Priest mullets
Pimp buttholes
Tracheostomy blow jobs (my first time ever seeing one)
Puking in the bath tub with you in it
Tyrion Lannister
Deflated blow up dolls
Organ deliveries
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