Movie # 13 Toe Tags
Plot: A detective and his partner investigate a slew of killings that involve present and past partners and associates. For some reason, the toe tags from the deceased end up missing from the bodies of the victims. This is a classic who dunnit mystery slasher that doesn't let up until the final minutes. So who did it? The creepy forensic expert? The washed up chief? The not-all-there landlord lady with a huge mole? The huge mole on the not-all-there landlord lady?
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| Toe Tags Part 2: Skin Tags |
Redeeming Qualities:
Toe Tags definitely had me guessing till the end to which I still got the killer wrong. Good job movie.
Good pacing of kills.
Chemistry of the two detective leads was good.
There is a rent-a-cop that resembles Jack Black but with red hair. (Jack Red?)
This may not be a redeeming quality, but the coroner in this movie eats while doing autopsies on the victims. This seems to be a stereotype in horror movies. I've seen it at least a dozen times.
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| The look you give your friend after a not so subtle crop dusting. |
Death Count: 9
Best Kills:
Fridge of death
Deadly tracheostomy
Jeremy London look alike back stab
Topless mini oreo disembowelment
Boob Count: 6
Penis Count: 0
Watch if you Like:
People going through a midlife crisis
Putting groceries away while topless
Dusters aka trenchcoats worn by bad guys in poorly made westerns
Dario Argent-NO.........
