Thursday, March 31, 2016

Movie #17 Death Factory

The most violent burp ever




Plot:  A group of college kids wanna have a great time....... Oh look, an abandoned factory, PARTAAYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!
Too bad an old employee of said establishment is still lurking around for it's next victim. Pretty much by the numbers slasher Horror movie with an unexpected twist. Which I am happy to say is a good idea. And this bum shows up........






Redeeming qualities:

Great lighting and sound. I never had to turn up the volume. And the dark factory was well lit in the right places and never took you out of the movie.

The gore effects were plentiful and the make-up for the factory lurker were top notch.

Tiffany Shepis was great. She played the monster and did it brilliantly. The prosthetics she wore restricted her mouth movement leading me to believe that Tiffany drooled a lot through the duration of the movie shoot. And if you don't know who Tiffany Shepis is, IMDB her and see the massive amount of credits she has accrued in the horror genre.

Characters were fleshed out well and you actually care for a few of them.





Best Kills:

A few throat chomps here or there

Ball squeeze from hell. I kinda cringed.

The Mountain versus Viper eye gouge from "Game of Thrones"

Tummy mutilation akin to a dog burying a bone



"ELLIA MARTELL"



Death Count: 8

Boob Count: 4

Penis Count: 0


Watch if you like:

Ball rips
Overprotective boyfriends
Having your back scratched
Tetanus shots
Buckets of blood
My own first apartment.........


"Yeah, I totally ganked that cone from K-Mart"

Tuesday, March 8, 2016

Special edition screener review: Door to Door

Auditions for a Manowar cover band got heated




Plot: A walking door to door salesman promises big changes to seven people displaying attributes related to the seven deadly sins. He offers them an unknown medication that could change their lives. Unfortunately for them, not in a good way.



Someone ate fortune cookies the wrong way




Redeeming qualities:


Editing was quite impressive considering the budget. A lot of lower budget pictures take only one angle and it tends to drag a bit.

Good use of organic lighting. Especially the scenes indoor.

Production value was great. Having access to multiple homes and different businesses helps for a wider range of where this salesman has traveled








Death Count: 7


Best kills:

Throat slash
Slit wrists
Puke of death (the salesman did say the weight would "poor out like a faucet"


Boob Count: 0

Penis Count: 0



Last ever episode of Double Dare




Watch if you like:


Pooping in bushes
Trailer park wolfman
Cat fishing
Slime
Will Ferrell salesman
Slothman
Jerry Gergich versus million dollar man Ted Dibiase....






Come check out a podcast that I am a part of. Pinheads of Horror. We are on SoundCloud and Facebook. Take some time and hi to us. We love feedback. And, if you have anymore screeners, we would love to see and review them. Until next time..........Will Ferrell