Tuesday, October 6, 2015

Movie #14: Serial Killer


Awesome grammar for a writer


Plot:  A divorced father tries to finish his latest novel about a serial killer. Unfortunately, snuff films keep appearing in his VCR. Future tapes reveal that people important or close to him are being captured an tortured. The novelist flashes back to the serial killers he's interviewed for his newest book, maybe giving him a clue to where the killer may be. Twists and turns lead us to a shocking conclusion of who is responsible of this.







Redeeming Qualities:

The soundtrack includes a Misfits-like band

Some nice plot twists

Sound was good and I had no problem hearing the actors

Blood and gore effects held up well

Lighting was also. Never a dark, unseeable sequence








Death Count: 7

Best Kills:

Hulk Smash Head Bash

Jehovah Witness throat slash

Cat cage strangle

Stomach stab

Hammer to the head x20

Penalty face mask






Boob Count: 14

That's the record so far.

Penis Count: 0

Pussy Count: 4

( There were four different cats in this movie. None were harmed of course. They actually seemed quite happy. )

( Oh, and there were 3 full frontal scenes)


I found myself yelling " What's in the Box!?". It was a foot.



Watch if you like:

Serial killers with full fridges
Talent agents who look like Victoria Jackson
Cats
Jerry Only
VHS bondage porn
Mini Jan Michael Vincents........