Plot: A bible thumping madman gets revenge on the people who killed his family. After he captures his victims, who include a drunk that killed his wife, a prostitute that gave his brother H.I.V. , and a drug dealer that killed his son, he chains them around his one bedroom apartment. After he preaches the holy book, he ends their lives one by one.
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| I don't know what's worse, the blood on the toilet seat or the lack of 2-ply |
Redeeming Qualities:
The set dressing was really good. The apartment was actually lived in so it was as realistic as possible. Actually it reminded me of my old bachelor pad. Blood and all.
The religious dude was creepy. He looked like your friend's uncle who stays too late at family gatherings.
The black guy dies first. Now, now, now, now, now,... If you are a fan of horror movies, then you know this happens frequently throughout the history of the genre. So inside joke maybe?
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| Tuesdays at my place |
Death count: 4
Best kills:
3 kills were off-camera gunshots to the head. Boo.
The other was a zombie hug. Yeah, the movie went there.
Boob Count: 0
Penis Count: 0
Watch if you like:
Cat lady t-shirts
Crotch shot camera angles
Calling people food connoisseurs
Leaving your mail in the kitchen
Slick Rick..........
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