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| The most violent burp ever |
Plot: A group of college kids wanna have a great time....... Oh look, an abandoned factory, PARTAAYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!
Too bad an old employee of said establishment is still lurking around for it's next victim. Pretty much by the numbers slasher Horror movie with an unexpected twist. Which I am happy to say is a good idea. And this bum shows up........
Redeeming qualities:
Great lighting and sound. I never had to turn up the volume. And the dark factory was well lit in the right places and never took you out of the movie.
The gore effects were plentiful and the make-up for the factory lurker were top notch.
Tiffany Shepis was great. She played the monster and did it brilliantly. The prosthetics she wore restricted her mouth movement leading me to believe that Tiffany drooled a lot through the duration of the movie shoot. And if you don't know who Tiffany Shepis is, IMDB her and see the massive amount of credits she has accrued in the horror genre.
Characters were fleshed out well and you actually care for a few of them.
Best Kills:
A few throat chomps here or there
Ball squeeze from hell. I kinda cringed.
The Mountain versus Viper eye gouge from "Game of Thrones"
Tummy mutilation akin to a dog burying a bone
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| "ELLIA MARTELL" |
Death Count: 8
Boob Count: 4
Penis Count: 0
Watch if you like:
Ball rips
Overprotective boyfriends
Having your back scratched
Tetanus shots
Buckets of blood
My own first apartment.........
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| "Yeah, I totally ganked that cone from K-Mart" |
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