Plot. A married couple buy an old house to fix up and live in.
Too bad the house is full of secrets, supernatural beings, teddy bears and Zack Ward. All this comes together by the end in this satisfying horror movie.
Redeeming qualities:
The acting of the four major characters was top notch. The chemistry between both couples (the new owners of the house and their married neighbors) is noticeable from the beginning and especially during a crucial pregnancy scene.
The characters themselves are smart. The usual horror movie trope of nobody believing the protagonist is thrown out the window early on. The couple instead work together to figure out the mystery of the house.
Blood and gore effects were very efficient. I'm still trying to figure out how they got this guy's head to look like that.....
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Boob count: 2
Penis count: 0
Kill count: 3
I would list out the best kills, but I implore my readers to see the anarchy of the final act for themselves.
Watch if you like:
Ghost girls
Hidden teddy bears
Bob Villa
Alive over easy eggs
The Dean of mean.....
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