Plot: A metal dude, who looks as if James Hetfield was shrunk but done disproportionately, acts as Jesus, whom kills the likenesses of his former worshippers and friends i.e. Judas, Peter, Mary Magdalene etc.
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| Just blame it on Lars |
Redeeming Qualities:
The soundtrack. So this movie plays at about quarter speed throughout its entirety along to a death/black metal soundtrack. I thought someone left a microphone in the rec room of a retirement home for smokers at one point.
Sooooo wow, there are a lot of boobs in this movie. So many that I had only a limited amount of pictures I could take. Otherwise this post would look like a Dimmu Borgir album cover. But I leave you this......
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| Most interesting computer room ever |
Boob Count: 20
Penis Count : 0
Kill count: 10
Best kills:
Burned at the stake
Multiple crucifixions
Hammer and nail to the head
Shower hanging
Watch if you like:
Boobs
Metal
Rob Zombie Jesus
Metal dudes hiding under your bed
Slow motion replays
Mick Foley bar owners
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