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| Please, just sing the Michael Jackson chorus right now |
Plot: Aunt and uncle spend a dollar at an antique shop for their niece's new apartment. The item they bought was a wishbone encased like the mosquito from Jurassic Park. You can make only one wish while holding the wishbone and, once you do, someone will die. Many wishes are granted at a party. Many deaths insue.
Our protagonist (the niece) recruits her best friend and David Caruso lookalike boyfriend to solve the mystery of the wishbone and bring down its haunting inhabitant.
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| One of many party scenes |
Redeeming Qualities:
The story moves at a breezy pace. The only laggy parts are the multiple party scenes.
David Caruso boyfriend stays on the line of good/evil throughout the film.
Once revealed, wishbone genie looks like Quan Chi from Mortal Kombat.
Death Count: 6
Best Deaths:
Throwback original Halloween choke out
Stomach stab in the shower
Ummmmm....... that's about it.
Boob Count: 0
Penis Count: 0
Skunked again!!!
Watch if you like:
Parties
CSI
Walking homeless people home
The Village Discount Outlet
Cagney and Lacey
Dane Cook................
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