Plot: Two teams of very attractive archeologists search for a relic that resembles Pandora's box. Inside the box are an assortment of precious stones. Luckily one of the hot "archeologists" finds the box and proceeds to rub the jewels all over her body, thus transforming her into a bloodsucking babe from Burbank. Soon the plague of bloodsucking babes spreads across Burbank infecting any female who touches the stones. Can a mysterious guy, possibly from Burbank, stop this outbreak before the drooly femmes from south California takeover the world? Or will the sight of many bikinied girls make you blind to there takeover?
Redeeming qualities:
Lots of girls running in underwear or bathing suits. If, you know, like that kinda stuff.
Double crosses and a twist ending.
No women get killed in this movie. It was nice to see the roles reversed a little.
Production quality was good.
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Death Count: 6
Best Deaths:
Bloodsucking dismemberment
Axe to the gut
Granny just wants a bite
Burbank bar bloodsucker brawl and beatdown
Boob Count: 6
For the first 45 minutes I thought this movie was gonna be just one big tease. The last 40 were not.
Penis Count: 0
Maybe if there is a semi-sequel called "Bloodsucking Boys from Burbank"?
Watch if you like:
Babes
Blue balled boyfriends
Grandma finding your jewels
The internet circa 2001
1700's dildo research
Bath salts
Jello molds
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