Movie #2: Vampire Hunter

Plot: A martial artist/artist/action figure collector/Flea look alike attempts to save his girlfriend from a vampire art studio owner. He later recruits a real "vampire hunter" to help get her back. Kung Fu occurs throughout with some vampire staking to go along. This movie was released in the 2000's but filmed in the 90's but looks as  though it happened in the 80's. Oh yeah, the main character directed, wrote, and produced this film.

Bruised Lee

Redeeming qualities:

Lots of kung fu. This guy was a stunt coordinator in other films.

Basic story. The film never gets too complicated with story arcs or exposition. Kept it nice and simple.

A pretty good 80's synth soundtrack. Reminded me of my childhood obsession of the cosmic key Gwildor has in " Masters of the Universe".

Short. Less than seventy minutes. But twenty of those minutes were of the protagonist practicing with swords, ninja stars, and a converted nightstick/stake.

David Lee Rothpire

"Hamela babela zeebala bobaly bop, biddy bop"

Death Count: 22

Best kills:

Picture frame impalement. ( John the hero breaks a frame apart and stakes a few vamps)

Garlic dusting ( blown garlic powder into the eyes of the undead)

Boob Count: 14*

*The boobies in question are drawings. So no "live" breasts.

Penis Count: 0

First two films and nary a nipple or nightstick (human nightstick if you know what I mean.

Paint-fu

Watch this movie if you like:

Art shows

Tae-bo 

Guys drawing nude women

Batman action figures

Sammy Hagar

Michael Mann movie soundtracks