Movie# 3: Zombie Rampage

Hugs?

Plot: Two rival gangs are able to resurrect fallen members by using a spell from a stolen book. All hell breaks loose. Somehow a nerdy bartender is thrust into this rampage of zombies (Is that like a murder of crows? Is this the correct term for a pack of zombies?). The bartender heads back to work with a few gang members in tow. He meets up with his girlfriend and the bar owner and they retreat...... somewhere, I'm not exactly sure. But one by one our heroes are dispatched by the undead horde. I viewed the director's cut of this film. I didn't know there were director's cuts back in the eighties.

Trailer parks.....what DON'T they have

Redeeming Qualities:

Pretty good gore effects. I was surprised how effective they were even when the camera focused on the prosthetics for so long.

80's gangs. The gangs were so colorful and racially diverse back then.

Fat dudes. There's plenty of them in this movie. 

Mullet haired bartender and gang leader. I was impressed by the casting of the gang leader. He looked like Conan O'Brien's cousin but was still menacing. And who doesn't love a mulleted protagonist.

Story. This movie could be made today, but with a better budget and a fleshed( pun intended) out script.

Dave Mustaine gang leader

"If I see the morning hours, I'll have one more yesterday"

Death Count: 20+

Lost count. Couldn't decipher fat dudes after a while.

Best kills:

Arm wound leakage ( best effect. Arm bitten by undead convincingly leaks)

Garrett head shot ( actor who resembles Garrett from the television show "Community" gets blasted after killing bartender's girlfriend's best friend)

Baby cart beat down ( A mother and baby are torn apart by a rampage of zombies. No real babies were used)

Boob Count: 2

Penis Count: 0

Watch this movie of you like:

Megadeth
Fat dudes
Crack head boobs
Puss wounds
Gang warfare
Zombie soup
Mullets
Product placement

Tide: Getting stains out of fat guy heavy metal shirts for decades