This one is about a religious freak going around Woodstock, Illinois trying to find the perfect "woman". He takes Polaroids of his victims before killing them. But one hard boiled cop tracks him down and sends him to prison for life. Three years pass and his potential last victim tries to get on with her life with her new boyfriend. But before long, a slew of new victims start popping up bearing an incredible resemblance to the prior victims. Who will survive? The final girl? The passive aggressive new boyfriend? The asshole boyfriend? The other asshole boyfriend? The washed-up detective wearing an eye patch after being flashed by a Polaroid camera?
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| Pirate's favorite camera? Pol-arrr-oid. |
Redeeming qualities:
Decent acting. Audio a little muffled at times but generally good line delivery.
Actor who played " Ozzie" was good at wanting you to hate him. He was the bigger asshole of the two asshole boyfriends.
Killer reveal was good. I guessed it half way through but it still was well executed.
Not much gore, but the deaths were more realistic.
Robert Z'Dar.
Death count: 8
Best kills:
Pool cue choke out
9mm to the dome
Polaroid camera to the dome
Hanging Chad (Asshole boyfriend named Chad was hung. Not what happened in the 2000 presidential election. Although there was an asshole present during that time too.)
Boob Count: 2
Finally!
Penis Count: 0
Watch this movie if you like:
Regulars (Bar patrons that are always there....always)
Shitty male companionship
Shitty male companionship getting killed
Popeye chins
Hysterectomy smackdowns
R.I.P. Robert Z'Dar
Decent acting. Audio a little muffled at times but generally good line delivery.
Actor who played " Ozzie" was good at wanting you to hate him. He was the bigger asshole of the two asshole boyfriends.
Killer reveal was good. I guessed it half way through but it still was well executed.
Not much gore, but the deaths were more realistic.
Robert Z'Dar.
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| Oh the Midwest......... |
Death count: 8
Best kills:
Pool cue choke out
9mm to the dome
Polaroid camera to the dome
Hanging Chad (Asshole boyfriend named Chad was hung. Not what happened in the 2000 presidential election. Although there was an asshole present during that time too.)
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| If Slipknot formed in the 80's |
Boob Count: 2
Finally!
Penis Count: 0
Watch this movie if you like:
Regulars (Bar patrons that are always there....always)
Shitty male companionship
Shitty male companionship getting killed
Popeye chins
Hysterectomy smackdowns
R.I.P. Robert Z'Dar
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