Thursday, May 28, 2015

Movie# 7: Mayhem Motel


Surprisingly not the strangest scene in the movie




Plot: ...................How about a list of who and what happens.


Characters:

2 buddies out for a bachelor party.....at a motel.

A john who likes to be sung "Happy Birthday" while being shaved......down there........in a motel room.

2 mimes having mime sex

A car salesman and his blow up doll.

A pervert with a tracheostomy

A megaphone using pimp

A body paint artist

A spanking prone prostitute

An organ thief

Nose picking Japanese geisha

A little person pimp

Showering husband and murderous wife

And a priest


Please, make up your own plot from above mentioned characters.

Death Count: 8

Best Deaths:

Butcher knife to the chest

Bullet to the dome x2

Tracheostomy job

Pimp to pimp pool drowning

Vaginal suffocation



Add caption




Boob Count: 0

Really!? A movie with plural hookers!?

Penis Count: 2

I counted a rectum too.


He was in my dreams last night. I did not sleep well.



This was a tough one. Not to watch, but to write about. I thought it would be a lot easier to write a few lists like a Buzzfeed article.
So, apologies for this article not sticking to the usual template. 


OK, one more list:

Watch if you like:

Priest mullets
Pimp buttholes
Tracheostomy blow jobs (my first time ever seeing one)
Puking in the bath tub with you in it
Tyrion Lannister
Deflated blow up dolls
Organ deliveries


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